DEFINITION OF GOSSIP GIRL!

According to my oxford advanced learners dictionary, international student's edition(7th edition) which has sold 30 million copies, GOSSIP is defined as (1) An informal talk or stories about other people's private lives, dat may be UNKIND or NOT TRUE. (2) A conversation about other people and thier private lives. (3) A person who enjoys talkin about other people's private lives. Now GOSSIP GIRL is a GOSSIP BLOG.(for university of abuja students, both past and present students and any one involved wit a UNI ABUJA student) COPY THAT.....  u know u love me, xoxo gossip girl!

Ditch, Date, Dump!

For some people dey are hot cake, for some just a disposeable cloth, and others cant get away from dem fast enough. Would u either DATE, DITCH or DUMP either of dis 3?..... xoxo gossip girl!

Love triangle!

We all know dat Eze(BBE) has a girlfriend called Eso, dey were introduced to each other by Audu who is Bola's boyfriend. What we dont know is dat Eze and his girlfriend Eso have secretly broken up, Audu on d other hand has been dumped by Bola but i bet nobody knows why. The twist is dat Bola and Eze dont know dat Audu and Eso have been fucking behind closed doors. Big love triangle if u ask me..... xoxo gossip girl!

A must know

Wat are dis stories im hearin? Dat u guys are fightin and killing urselves ova gossip girl, even goin as far as involvin d police! FYI, gossip girl is not amongst ya'll, as a matter of fact gossip girl is as far as pluto is 4rm d earth. So ya'll should quit actin like kidz and enjoy d fun of dis blog. If u dont like ur gist 2 b on dis blog den u shuld live a quiet life and avoid being noticed. Now keep it locked, iv got a lot of interestin tins lined up 4 ya'll. U Know u love me.......... Xoxo gossip girl!

Notice!

Im sure everyone has be wonderin why gossip girl has no new post yet! Well gossip girl got several complains dat i publish frequently thereby not givin people enough time 2 comment on older posts as d new ones take over, so gossip girl has taken note and has decided to give enough time so people can speak dier minds.... Xoxo gossip girl!

Generous Friends!

D gist dat came 2 me is dat last semester Sadiya snatched Nkechi's boyfriend Lechon, Sadiya and her friends Ares and Sophia are all usin jazz, once dey eat d jazz d guys cant get enuf of d sex. All dey do is drink, smoke weed and cant do without sex. Dey share guyz and sophia even shagged Lechon and still keeps a boyfriend Nnaemeka. HOW STUPID! ...xoxo gossip girl!

Extreme makeover!

Dirty clothes, i can bear but dirty pants and bra's, i cannot bear. Little miss tessy here seems 2 be ice cream but she's actually living in joe's apartment. Various neighbours have complained about d stench from ur room, so plz queen T, clean up ur mess and stop fooloin people ...xoxo gossip girl!

Moment of truth!

They think deyr in love, but everyone knows dat JJ cant stick 2 one person, he wanders around like a female dog desperately in nid 4 sum ......... On d otherhand, lady V is hooked up on sum town parolz. So u guys should stop fooling people cos ur only fooling urselves! ....xoxo gossip girl!

Customer!

Its bin noticed dat d twins here and thier group of  friendz are always seen @ kebabs and d funniest part is dat dey neva buy anythin, i hope it wont continue dis semester! ...xoxo gossip girl!

Food chain!

DIS IS CONFUSING! dey said ejim, esthers friend shagged wit esthers boyfriend henry who was shaggin comfort, comfort on the other hand who was datin buzze started shaggin vidi cos buzze broke up wit her cos he was shaggin vidi's girlfriend val. Another story says henry kissed ejim his girlfriends friend, he then broke up wit esther 4 comfort who was datin buzze, buzze broke up wit comfort for vidi's girlfriend val, so vidi and comfort tried 2 make buzze jealous by sleepin 2gether. PLS WATS THE TRUE STORY? ....xoxo gossip girl!

A friend indeed!

Now i aint sayin he's a gold digger, but he sure aint messin wit no broke bitches. ....xoxo gossip girl!

Im a heartbreaker!

Innocent lookin yet so guilty. He makes us believe he cant hurt a fly but yet he's good in d playerz game. IK, no need 2 pretend further, d chicks have complained and promise dey'll get even. ...xoxo gossip girl!

Good girl gone bad!

A lot of people tink popularity is achieved by being bad, is dat true? For some people it is, but 4 little miss goodie 2 shoes here, its a disaster. Sorry dear, it didint work 4 u so u should probably try sometin else, maybe havin a baby could do just dat! ...xoxo gossip girl.

LXG

They are called the league of  EXTRAORDINARY gentlemen, lol, wats so extraordinary about dem cos all i see is a guy who tinks he's beta dan d rest and so has 2 look differnt by wearin a white shirt, and d odas look like sufferin coppers 4rm d fake gucci belt 2 d cheap jeans or probably d 250 naira sunshadez. Im still wonderin if dis is a club or a RAZAQ n his followers group! ...xoxo gossip girl!

Spotted!

First of all i noticed her as 1 of d redbull escorts, and now she's seen in almost every club wit white dudes: lebanese, american and even chinese dudes. Is dis part of ur redbull strategy or are u lookin 4 doe dat is not naira? ...xoxo gossip girl!

Spotted!

Gosh! Dis is razzness on d loose. I was told dat miss nancy was once seen in town in an argument wit one of her aristos 4 money. Its also no secret dat she's a lesbian, a mean bitch and a fan of B.J's. Wats up queen N? Get a grip on urself and stop disgracin uni buja... xoxo gossip girl!

Chick flare!

Dis is a very funny gist, so i was told dat charlay is single cos he's scared of girls, could dat be true or could it be dat ders no match 4 his size! I hear a lot of girls talk about him being hot so i wonder wat seems 2 be d problem!

Princess diaries.

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! Ive gotten several mails tellin me wat a bitch miss sarah is, d gist is dat she's a die hard aristo chick and a very cheap one at dat. Babe, its a very good job, keep it up but please lets see where d money is goin cos it doesn't show on ur body' at least dat way u wont have 2 keep borrowin stuff 4rm ur friendz 2 fit in.... xoxo gossip girl!

Go hard or go home!

Side talk tells me a lot, sum pple say dat joan is a big snob, plays hard 2 get and feels like a million bucks. Some oda peeps say she's 100% fake, a cheap slut and a low life. So queen J, tell us who u really are! xoxo gossip girl.

Lonely boy

I couldn't help but notice dis club boy has no girls around him, could it be dat he's not attractive or has an empty pocket? Single ladies pls make some moves so lonely boy wont be lonely anymore. xoxo gossip girl.

Holier dan thou!

Hmm dis is awesome, so i hear dat dis fellas are VIRGINS, how could dat be? I really doubt dat in dis modern time people can live without sex or could it be dat dey are gettin it tru oda holes!  xoxo gossip girl!

Brothers keeper

We've tried but cant ignore d complains about dis young fellow. Im told he keeps sleepin wit his friends gilfriends and gets away wit it. So Gideon dear, be careful cos karma still exists.... xoxo gossip girl!

Battle of d clubs

Its a new semester and word on d street is dat all d clubs(both old and new) are plannin BIG for d semester. I sense a lot of success and failure, to all d clubs dat made it last semester we want more, and 2 d ones dat suck'd  put in 100%  effort. Already FFWD has started by sendin welcome back messages 2 peeps, wat are d rest up 2? ...xoxo gossip girl!

Suspect or Guilty?

We are very aware dat lizzy eke otherwise known as zaza jack(tanks 2 facebook) is d proud owner of mis itk blog. Be prepared queen L cos i hear ders a lot of molotov cocktail comin 2 u dis semester. U know u love me ...xoxo gossip girl!

Who finally got him?

Im sure its no longer a secret dat charles and princess are going out. Poor bisola! we tot u guys were unbreakeable, well gossip girl is desperately wantin 2 know if poor bisola has moved on! 

What do dey hav in common?

So we heard dey are competing, d question is for what? Gossip girl hears dat thier rivers are always being patronised by lots of fishermen, both old and young. So Adaora and Alizor dear, we need 2 know who's winning dis battle? ...xoxo gossip girl!

Speak ur mind.....

Some faces in gwagz, wats d dirt on dem?????